Limited Time Sale| Management number | 219250245 | Release Date | 2026/05/03 | List Price | $90.00 | Model Number | 219250245 | ||
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This book is the NUMBER ONE MOST IMFORMATIVE 2023 NFL MOCK DRAFT EVER. If you want information on this year’s NFL Draft, this is the biggest bestest and the huh… mostest awesome source of Draft Information, period. Why? Because this book is Online, Plugged-In, and movin’ and grovin’ to the 70’s Soul Sound of the World Wide Web, just Dreamin’ On with all you Cool Cats out there on the Matrix Web. It’s not a stale, stagnant, typewriter written, smudged up, corporate, semi-page-turner. No! IT’s ALIVE… IT’s ALIVE!!!I mean, this is the Grooviest Mock Draft Ever, it’s ah-surfin’ and ah-slidin’ all over the interwebs. Like Bill & Ted sliding through interdimensional time-traveling Phonebooths to the huh…NFL-Draft!?! Huh, I mean, this ain’t your Grampa Mel’s stagnant Blue Book (Sorry Mel, You’re The Man! And the inventor of the Mock Draft Book (and my Draft Hero;). BuuUuut. This is an intercontinental, interactive, World-Wide-Web… huh world now a days, like this Mock Draft.Aaa-aa-nd I’m the inventor of the Interactive NFL Draft Book.Idiots complain when my Board is different than most other so-called experts (did I just call myself a so-called expert!?!). Because that’s the damn point! Each and every NFL Team has a different Draft Board. Some teams will have Mr. Anderson and Bryce Young first and second, not me. Some will have Jalen Carter, Myles Murphy or Morpheus Number One and three, not me. I’m with Trinity and have a totally Independent Board Ace! I’m not pluggin’ into the #MockDraft-Matrix. I’m livin’ in the grungy underground Matrix, searching the grossest nooks and crannies of the underworld for Tape, prospects, and speed. The Pats have a need for speed in this Draft.Each player has at least seven links to Tape, bios, quotes, and phonebooths- yearning for Draft information. Because you can’t be readin’ all the info I got streamin’ and screamin’ through your inter-webbed computer. But you can get more information on every player than you can read in a Day. Not only Links to Tape and bios. But each Prospect has at least (in the top 100) two or three links to Quotes, which are linked to the Articles I stole the quotes from… Huh… I mean… the links I kindly borrowed for your benefit not mine.Huh… I mean… borrowed the quotes from some very nice, huh, NFL Draft Dudes and Dudettes. Which is why this is the elite source of NFL Draft information. It’s not just from my opinions only. Tons of links to other experts' opinions, and not just links to my wacky mind. I have full bios on the top 100 or so Prospects and shave off the writing to just Links and quotes, and minor thoughts, in the bottom 25 or so. But my brain seemed to be continuing into the Top 125 or so, with more marvelous ranting of my opinion than I planned.So strap-in Dudes and Dudettes! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride… Read more
| XRay | Not Enabled |
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| Language | English |
| File size | 1.2 MB |
| Page Flip | Enabled |
| Publisher | Mahoney Wiseass Publishing |
| Word Wise | Enabled |
| Reading age | 14 - 18 years |
| Print length | 270 pages |
| Accessibility | Learn more |
| Screen Reader | Supported |
| Publication date | February 25, 2023 |
| Enhanced typesetting | Enabled |
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